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<GargajCNS> earth is an assumption
#714 submitted by guess wildly on 2018-12-08 17:43:17 0 0 0
<Killachinchilla> Well this is not a democracy
<Killachinchilla> Let’s take a poll
#713 submitted by neutrak on 2018-12-07 22:49:53 0 0 0
<GargajUD> china solves problems.
#712 submitted by ente on 2018-12-02 04:10:15 1 0 1
<khd> hey is anyone in here good at giving advice?
<nelson> I'm good at giving advice, but the advice tends to be bad
#711 submitted by ente on 2018-12-02 04:09:49 0 0 0
<Reindeer> Hmmm... should I take a nap...
<Tofuuu> Naps are always good
<Reindeer> might work, yes
<@GargajUD> especially kidnaps
<Tofuuu> please don´t do kidnaps
<Tofuuu> ;)
<@GargajUD> hey dont be kinkshaming
<Tofuuu> Will you be the kidnapper or the kidnapped?
<Tofuuu> You can actually pay for the latter to be done
<@GargajUD> so i heard but where's the spontaneity in that
#710 submitted by Naama on 2018-10-20 16:02:13 0 0 0
<justaguy> i name my computers after ex-girlfriends
#709 submitted by ente on 2018-05-25 12:23:04 1 0 0
<MurkyBanana> Steve
<Mathias>  ok, steve the sparrow has invited itself to nest in a vent here
<Pizpot> stevent
#708 submitted by Naama on 2018-05-23 13:51:56 1 0 0
<neutrak> TIL my ass is a girl
#707 submitted by regines on 2018-02-03 21:03:54 0 0 1
<zola-regines> welcome to the self-help group @ #imgurians. Talk to us about your problems, have a cookie and get some hugs.
#706 submitted by zola-regines on 2018-01-15 22:31:33 1 0 0
<ente> december food is not usually healthy
<ente> although my mom takes good care of us
<zhinandtonic> What it's all the roasted vegetable
<zhinandtonic> And turkey is lean
<zhinandtonic> And fantabulous salads
<zhinandtonic> Wine is good for the heart
<zhinandtonic> Chestnut is good for the soul
<zhinandtonic> Nuts are good too
<zhinandtonic> All that orange? Vitamin c
<zhinandtonic> Roasted parsnips yummmmm
<GargajCNS> and all the gravy and sugar!
<Pizpot> and cocaine
#705 submitted by ente on 2017-12-07 01:58:17 1 0 0
<MiaMia> Reid: what a day :/ 
<justaguy> i have no backlog
<justaguy> what happend
<GargajCNS> reid got shot by north korean mafia
<GargajCNS> but she managed to climb on a helicopter before it all exploded
<GargajCNS> it was pretty fucking awesome, shame you didnt see it
<justaguy> fake news
<GargajCNS> prove it
#704 submitted by Reid on 2017-09-29 16:11:52 2 0 0
<GargajCNS> if the creator of tetris dies, they lower the coffin, will the whole row of graves disappear
#703 submitted by Zirgion on 2017-05-23 17:17:26 0 0 0
<Crawley> i was looking for loaders to get some stuff moved and that site gives me ads about them but most advertisements also say that they'd be "slavic" and "sober". That's all what you need to know about local loaders
#702 submitted by Gargaj on 2017-05-23 14:47:21 1 0 0
Too many r-names
<Reindeer> Hmmm... job interview coming in an hour
<Quentin^> GL Reid!
<Quentin^> Reindeer*
<Quentin^> Gl to you too Reid, for whatever
<Reid> o7
[four hours later]
<enty> Reiddeir, what interview?
<Reid> what what interview?
<Reindeer> regines: applied for a job at our daughter company
#701 submitted by whoever on 2017-05-05 16:09:21 1 0 1
<neutrak> hi Pizpot
<neutrak> how are you?
<Pizpot> yaya dolla ya
<neutrak> I, um... good for you?
#700 submitted by anyone on 2017-04-30 21:23:42 4 0 1
<Quentin^> Naama: You up yet
<Naama> Quentin^: I am now.
<Pizpot> hi now
#699 submitted by Gargaj on 2017-03-11 13:19:20 1 0 0
<zhinandtonic> i need to shower
<zhinandtonic> can someone wash me
<zhinandtonic> pls
<Reindeer> You want golden showers? Because that's how you get golden showers...
<zhinandtonic> No
<zhinandtonic> I want clean water showers
<Pizpot> then urine trouble
#698 submitted by Gargaj on 2017-03-09 22:14:52 1 0 0
<zhinandtonic> FaceOfBoe:
<zhinandtonic> what do you think about yellow lingerie
<FaceOfBoe> Great!
<FaceOfBoe> If you're seducing a DAFFODIL.
#697 submitted by Gargaj on 2017-02-14 00:04:37 1 0 0
<Zirgion> Sonera sent me an email yesterday morning that they're proud to present a service that sends me email when my internet is down due to some network problems
#696 submitted by Gargaj on 2017-01-31 15:10:53 3 0 0
<zhinandtonic> The moon is made of cheese
<ente> yes, I was just about to say that
<zhinandtonic> Russia just wants to grate it
<zhinandtonic> And America wants to melt it
<ente> make cheese grate again!
#695 submitted by MurkyBanana on 2017-01-31 01:37:54 2 0 0