<GargajCNS> earth is an assumption
<Killachinchilla> Well this is not a democracy <Killachinchilla> Let’s take a poll
<GargajUD> china solves problems.
<khd> hey is anyone in here good at giving advice? <nelson> I'm good at giving advice, but the advice tends to be bad
<Reindeer> Hmmm... should I take a nap... <Tofuuu> Naps are always good <Reindeer> might work, yes <@GargajUD> especially kidnaps <Tofuuu> please don´t do kidnaps <Tofuuu> ;) <@GargajUD> hey dont be kinkshaming <Tofuuu> Will you be the kidnapper or the kidnapped? <Tofuuu> You can actually pay for the latter to be done <@GargajUD> so i heard but where's the spontaneity in that
<justaguy> i name my computers after ex-girlfriends
<MurkyBanana> Steve <Mathias> ok, steve the sparrow has invited itself to nest in a vent here <Pizpot> stevent
<neutrak> TIL my ass is a girl
<zola-regines> welcome to the self-help group @ #imgurians. Talk to us about your problems, have a cookie and get some hugs.
<ente> december food is not usually healthy <ente> although my mom takes good care of us <zhinandtonic> What it's all the roasted vegetable <zhinandtonic> And turkey is lean <zhinandtonic> And fantabulous salads <zhinandtonic> Wine is good for the heart <zhinandtonic> Chestnut is good for the soul <zhinandtonic> Nuts are good too <zhinandtonic> All that orange? Vitamin c <zhinandtonic> Roasted parsnips yummmmm <GargajCNS> and all the gravy and sugar! <Pizpot> and cocaine
<MiaMia> Reid: what a day :/ <justaguy> i have no backlog <justaguy> what happend <GargajCNS> reid got shot by north korean mafia <GargajCNS> but she managed to climb on a helicopter before it all exploded <GargajCNS> it was pretty fucking awesome, shame you didnt see it <justaguy> fake news <GargajCNS> prove it
<GargajCNS> if the creator of tetris dies, they lower the coffin, will the whole row of graves disappear
<Crawley> i was looking for loaders to get some stuff moved and that site gives me ads about them but most advertisements also say that they'd be "slavic" and "sober". That's all what you need to know about local loaders
<Reindeer> Hmmm... job interview coming in an hour <Quentin^> GL Reid! <Quentin^> Reindeer* <Quentin^> Gl to you too Reid, for whatever <Reid> o7 [four hours later] <enty> Reiddeir, what interview? <Reid> what what interview? <Reindeer> regines: applied for a job at our daughter company
<neutrak> hi Pizpot <neutrak> how are you? <Pizpot> yaya dolla ya <neutrak> I, um... good for you?
<Quentin^> Naama: You up yet <Naama> Quentin^: I am now. <Pizpot> hi now
<zhinandtonic> i need to shower <zhinandtonic> can someone wash me <zhinandtonic> pls <Reindeer> You want golden showers? Because that's how you get golden showers... <zhinandtonic> No <zhinandtonic> I want clean water showers <Pizpot> then urine trouble
<zhinandtonic> FaceOfBoe: <zhinandtonic> what do you think about yellow lingerie <FaceOfBoe> Great! <FaceOfBoe> If you're seducing a DAFFODIL.
<Zirgion> Sonera sent me an email yesterday morning that they're proud to present a service that sends me email when my internet is down due to some network problems
<zhinandtonic> The moon is made of cheese <ente> yes, I was just about to say that <zhinandtonic> Russia just wants to grate it <zhinandtonic> And America wants to melt it <ente> make cheese grate again!