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<Zirgion> Btw, when I first heard the word for engineer in Swedish (ingenj├Ârare), I thought it meant something like a dead-beat, because ingen ~none/not any/etc and g├Ârare (the g is pronounced as a j) ~maker/doer/etc :p
#694 submitted by ente on 2017-01-18 19:23:17 2 0 0
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<neutrak> hi Jana
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<neutrak> bye Jana
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<Zirgion> Hye Jana
#693 submitted by Zirgion on 2016-12-30 21:14:24 1 0 1
<Reid> no man's skype 
#692 submitted by ente on 2016-12-25 20:50:01 2 0 1
<dieR> i can't gargle without choking
<ente> that's part of the fun!
#691 submitted by neutrak on 2016-12-15 01:13:29 2 0 1
Business as usual
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<TebootheEwok> I just pressed a 3 year old link. Sup?
<TebootheEwok> All by myseeeelf
<Reid> kids these days, quiet for 30 seconds and they think nobody else exists ;)
<Pizpot> -.-
<Pizpot> hasty whippersnappers
<GargajCNS> haha
<disc0rdia> and now they'll leave without saying goodbye or anything 
<Reid> as is tradition
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<Reid> :D
<GargajCNS> sigh
#690 submitted by Reid on 2016-12-08 14:59:48 4 0 1
GargajCNS: dude thats what irc is for
Mr_G: Still I don't like to spam
GargajCNS: stop posting penis enlargement links then
Mr_G: But I want a big dick :(
#689 submitted by Proview on 2016-11-10 15:52:38 2 0 1
It's learning...
<neutrak> confuseus: daft punk
<confuseus> daft bugger
<Zirgion> o_o
<Zirgion> confuseus: bugger
<confuseus> bugger == N word?
<Zirgion> No, not exactly
<Reid> confuseus, oh you
<Zirgion> But close enough that I feel uncomfortable
<confuseus> <3
#688 submitted by Zirgion on 2016-11-05 18:16:16 1 0 1
<Liiri> frenzyis22years: oh fuck off you are my friend
#687 submitted by neutrak on 2016-11-05 16:58:11 1 0 0
Yes I am, confuseus, yes I am
<confuseus> you're an alien mothership with nothing but an imgur secret santa thing
#686 submitted by MurkyBanana on 2016-11-05 01:49:25 1 0 1
<MurkyBanana> confuseus: correct
<confuseus> correct me on 2015-04-26 at 01:57 to tell me to be
#685 submitted by neutrak on 2016-11-03 01:42:14 4 0 1
The struggle is real
<zhinandtonic> I need to get up
<zhinandtonic> But I'm comfy
<zhinandtonic> Ugh
<zhinandtonic> Ok
<zhinandtonic> Time to go this
<zhinandtonic> Pants on
<zhinandtonic> Ugh
#684 submitted by ente on 2016-10-23 12:33:02 2 0 2
Proview comes out as a dementic
<Liiri> We already put together a workshop for people with advanced dementia that uses applied arts as a therapy form
<Proview> ????
<Liiri> !!!!
<Proview> i have the most fucked up memory issues
#683 submitted by Zirgion on 2016-10-22 17:42:28 3 0 1
<GargajUD> i have this bug walking around on my desk and as a software developer i'm trying not to think of it as a metaphor
<GargajUD> it's really slow too 
#682 submitted by ente on 2016-10-19 12:14:19 2 0 0
<Feb> I have very persuasive tits
#681 submitted by neutrak on 2016-09-18 18:36:55 1 0 0
<Proview_> damn i need a gf to get me some pans
<Proview_> maybe i should update my tinder profile
<zhinandtonic> I actually do own one pan in this house
<Proview_> "looking for a girl to help me buy some pans"
<GargajCNS> "preferably pansexual"
#680 submitted by Zirgion on 2016-09-03 19:03:35 2 0 0
Being an adult, as explained by hobbitlover
<hobbitlover> It's sort of a constant state of confusion where sometimes good things happen, and sometimes bad things happen, and you're just trying to figure out what the hell you need to do
#679 submitted by MurkyBanana on 2016-08-01 05:11:47 1 0 0
"Mannschaft" being German for football team
<ente> :D manshaft
<ente> sounds like a dick when you say it that way
#678 submitted by ente on 2016-07-03 22:49:43 1 0 1
Mark`: i'd fuck a sandwich if it gave me the right look
#677 submitted by Proview on 2016-06-23 19:30:42 1 0 1
you hurt yourself? lunch was disgusting? doesn't matter, the answer is always the same
<MurkyBanana> as an American, you should sue
#676 submitted by ente on 2016-05-28 22:10:04 2 0 1
<Mark`> i actually accidentally gained a reputation as a plant fucker among my school friends somehow
<neutrak> "accidentally"
<Zirgion> "Somehow"
#675 submitted by Zirgion on 2016-05-22 22:14:37 5 0 0