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<Liiri> I've had few scans as well
<Phenny> and?
<Phenny> did they find something?
<Liiri> I have a brain :D
#674 submitted by ente on 2016-05-22 14:22:55 5 0 0
<MiaMia> haha,a friend of mine said she really hated pork
<MiaMia> and I asked her if she wanted sausages instead for dinner (only porn sausages in NOrway) and she said yes, sure, I love sausages
#673 submitted by ente on 2016-05-20 18:57:17 3 0 0
<zhinandtonic> Beerberries
#672 submitted by Zhinandtonic on 2016-05-06 19:12:17 0 0 1
<neutrak> confuseus: sex
<confuseus> sex is like 2.34
<MurkyBanana> confuseus: minutes?
<confuseus> well the shortened version works
#671 submitted by ente on 2016-05-02 00:46:07 4 0 1
<confuseus> Proview is losing his tits
<Proview> nice
<Proview> the running is working
#670 submitted by murkyBanana on 2016-04-27 01:36:22 2 0 0
<Proview> hey garg guess what
<GargajCNS> sup
<Proview> i have to do a code review on a php back end
<Proview> on a scale of 1-10 how qualified am i to do that
<GargajCNS> i'm not falling for that one again
<Proview> you're uninvolved in this one
<GargajCNS> not anymore
<Proview> lol
#669 submitted by ente on 2016-04-22 03:07:43 1 0 0
<confuseus> ente: I still had the talk..."
<confuseus> So I might be bias...
<ente> confuseus: there are the birds and the bees and you should wear a condom?
<confuseus> bees and turtles
#668 submitted by ente on 2016-04-15 03:22:23 3 1 1
<Mark`> at roughly 00:30 last night, I fucked a doughnut.
#667 submitted by GreatBear on 2016-04-13 03:37:49 5 0 1
<MiaMia> Zirgion: aaw
<MiaMia> I just saw some gay porn and thought about you btw
<Zirgion> :D
<Liiri> Aww
<MiaMia> that came out a bit wrong, I saw some pictures of gay porn, and didn't ... utilize them.
#666 submitted by neutrak on 2016-03-12 20:56:44 6 1 1
<thedarthkader> hitachi for what
<s0fi3> :D
<s0fi3> Your boyfriend
<thedarthkader> oh
<s0fi3> YOur own boyfriend
<s0fi3> ;p
<FrenzyBanene> I was about to say
<FrenzyBanene> Hitachi makes boyfriends now? Where can I get one
<FrenzyBanene> Then I realised
<s0fi3> https://encrypted.google.com/search?hl=en&q=hitachi+vibrator&hl=en&tbm=shop
#665 submitted by neutrak on 2016-03-07 00:58:19 2 0 1
He sure is!
<confuseus> Proview is a good idea banana
#664 submitted by MurkyBanana on 2016-03-03 02:50:52 2 0 1
<Liiri> Contacts reminded me... my nephew apparently has this condition where his cornea grows into this freaky pointy shape
<Liiri> And now he has to wear these hard contacts that press the cornea down
<GargajCNS> he literally has a piercing glance
#663 submitted by ente on 2016-03-02 20:36:30 1 0 0
<zhinandjuice> I'm forever single
<zhinandjuice> Forever alone
<Mr_G> Same
<Mr_G> If only there was some way we could both not be forever alone
<zhinandjuice> Suicide
#662 submitted by neutrak on 2016-02-22 01:47:49 5 0 1
<Feb5nights> I'm off too -  concentrate some more on the proposa
<Feb5nights> bye
PM ⇐ Feb5nights quit (~Febtop@ip4da8abd0.direct-adsl.nl) ""
PM <•GargajCNS> she never reacted to my "Five Nights at Febby's" joke ._.
PM <•GargajCNS> i was saving it for weeks ._.
#661 submitted by zhinandtonic on 2016-02-21 00:31:24 3 0 3
<chimichanga> confuseus: /me
*confuseus is a human on mondays and tuesdays
<neutrak> hahahaha
<hobbitlover> Hah
<hobbitlover> That's good
<chimichanga> *gasp*
#660 submitted by neutrak on 2016-02-16 03:12:23 5 0 2
<•Proview> no one quote that
<•Proview> there is always time for both
<•Proview> kidnapping and sex
#659 submitted by FrenzyBanana on 2016-02-15 11:00:05 3 0 1
<MurkyBanana> confuseus: jibai
<confuseus> jibai dave ask so much for some reason, at some puppies
<MurkyBanana> LOL
<hobbitlover> :D
*FrenzyBanene high fives confuseus
<FrenzyBanene> confuseus: /me
*confuseus stops being funny
#658 submitted by neutrak on 2016-02-11 02:40:59 3 0 2
:Proview!~proview@CPE0c473dd44b11-CM0c473dd44b10.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com JOIN :#imgurians
<Mark`> like, if it meant i could get close enough to him to stroke his jawline, maybe kiss him, and immediately be shot for being gay, i so would
<hobbitlover> ...
<hobbitlover> Hey Proview
<Proview> hi
<Proview> oh god wtf is mark talking about
#657 submitted by neutrak on 2016-02-06 04:58:00 3 0 1
We always have interesting conversations in #imgurians
* Proview (~proview@CPE0c473dd44b11-CM0c473dd44b10.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined
<neutrak> hi Proview
<Proview> hi
<GreatBear> hi Proview
<Proview> hi
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<MurkyBanana> hi Proview 
<Proview> hi
<FrenzyBanene> hi Proview 
<Proview> hi
<FrenzyBanene> hi Proview 
<Proview> hi
<FrenzyBanene> hi Proview 
<Proview> hi
<FrenzyBanene> hi Proview 
* tard gives channel operator status to Proview
<FrenzyBanene> Hahaha
<FrenzyBanene> Bye
<FrenzyBanene> :(
<MurkyBanana> hi FrenzyBanene 
<FrenzyBanene> hi
<MurkyBanana> hi neutrak 
<neutrak> hi MurkyBanana
<MurkyBanana> hi GreatBear 
<MurkyBanana> hi
<GreatBear> hi MurkyBanana
<MurkyBanana> hi
#656 submitted by MurkyBanana on 2016-02-05 03:28:27 3 0 1
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<Proview> plane why-fye
<Mathsterk> why-flye
<Proview> even better
<Proview> why-fye-while-i-fly
<zhina> I now pronounce you man and wifi
<Proview> ...
#655 submitted by Gargaj on 2016-01-27 17:23:45 1 0 1