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<ente> did he died?
<pizpot> not fatally
#26 submitted by Gargaj on 2013-04-17 19:57:20 2 1 0
<ente> I ain't paying 5 bucks for something I leave with my parents and use twice a year
<mentalAFK|LoL> what would that be?
* mentalAFK|LoL is now known as mentalAFK|[Ger]
<phryk> Damn, mentalAFK|[Ger]. Stop making me want to say "Your mom!" :D
#25 submitted by Gargaj on 2013-04-17 19:56:34 0 0 0
<Aerryl> what do umlauts do to vowels?
<duckduckbob> disgusting things
#24 submitted by Gargaj on 2013-04-17 19:55:33 2 0 0
<Reid> back
<Reid> hullo
<Reid> sweet chair, let me sit on you
<Reid> ahhh
<Reid> i love you chair
<Reindeer> ok
<Reid> don't judge me!
#23 submitted by ente on 2013-04-17 11:05:43 3 0 0
<Originalinja> There are two types of people.
<Odd> People who have one penis
<Odd> And everyone else.
<MurkyBanana> there are people with only one penis?
<NuclearWaffle12> I have three.
#22 submitted by ente on 2013-04-17 10:44:52 5 0 1
<GargajCNS> calm yo tits
<unfickwuthable> where's the fun in that?
<GargajCNS> keeps your teeth healthy
<GargajCNS> and intact
<unfickwuthable> are.. are you threatening to break my teeth?
<GargajCNS> nah
<GargajCNS> just playfully shuffle them
#21 submitted by Reid on 2013-04-17 01:21:21 1 0 0
*** OriginaPingMe 3f91e52a@webchat.xs4all.nl has quit ("http://webchat.xs4all.nl  (Ping timeout)")
#20 submitted by ente on 2013-04-16 21:16:01 0 0 2
<Pheerme> how the fuck do you drive a train into a building?
<Pheerme> besides derailing it
<pizpot> not with that attitude
#19 submitted by Gargaj on 2013-04-16 16:30:42 2 0 0
<TactileDream> I'd have sex in front of animals, because they don't give a shit.
<countessblah> i hardly need my own pet judging me on my skill
<Algrin> my dog humps our cats while looking me dead in the eye - he knows
#18 submitted by Gargaj on 2013-04-16 16:24:52 0 1 0
<TactileDream> I usually sleep in my chair. So technically I'm in bed too.
#17 submitted by Gargaj on 2013-04-16 16:24:16 1 0 0
<countessblah> http://imgur.com/QmOwH
<tard> <countessblah> She's so pleased with herself. =) - Imgur
<countessblah> there;s my pussy
#16 submitted by Gargaj on 2013-04-16 16:23:21 0 0 0
<unfuckwithable> guh. i need a yoga mat.. but idk if i should order one.. or try to get to a store to buy one...
<pizpot> lol
<pizpot> doing yoga but too lazy to go to store
<pizpot> ehehh
#15 submitted by Gargaj on 2013-04-16 16:21:18 0 2 0
<DragonGod> i assume only that there is coffee if someone makes it
#14 submitted by Proview on 2013-04-16 07:50:45 0 0 3
<DragonGod> the boobs
<Lydia> i'm underaged you dipshit
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<Lydia> jesus christ i'm 15 i can be on the internet...
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<Lydia> i can stay up as long as i like, unless there is school in the morning
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<Lydia> my jimmies have been rustled
<Lydia> thank you for that
<Lydia> now i cannot get to sleep
<Lydia> for my fucking jimmies have been rustled as fuck
<Matt|Pro> wat
#13 submitted by ANON_IMGURIAN (but we all know it was Proview) on 2013-04-16 07:37:19 0 0 3
<Reid> <unfuckwithable> you can buy me a goose costume, and let me shit all over the place in your apartment
#12 submitted by Proview on 2013-04-16 07:09:43 1 1 0
<Matt|Pro> 00:27 Matt|Pro: i'm going to set mode +b with a chick this weekend
#11 submitted by Proview on 2013-04-16 07:09:22 0 0 3
<GargajCNS> IT'S BEEN [0] DAYS SINCE PIZPOT TRIED TO DRINK HIS BEARD
#10 submitted by ente on 2013-04-15 23:33:23 4 0 0
<GargajCNS> "i'm a pacifist" "you're a thing that babies suck on?" "no dude, that's a pedophile"
#9 submitted by ente on 2013-04-15 23:32:52 0 0 0
<MurkyBanana> how can you not feel like potatoes?
<neutrak> slice them up and make home-made potato chips
<Reid> they're bothersome
<Reid> too much hassle
<neutrak> aw man, but delicious
<MurkyBanana> ^
<Reid> v
<GargajCNS> peeling is a pain
<Reid> =D
<neutrak> dammit GargajCNS
<GargajCNS> reid: *tips hat and rides into the sunset*
* Reid waves a napkin
#8 submitted by Reid on 2013-04-15 23:16:53 1 0 0
<ente> I wish mine was that big :(
#7 submitted by Originalinja on 2013-04-15 20:33:18 0 0 2