<ente> did he died? <pizpot> not fatally
<ente> I ain't paying 5 bucks for something I leave with my parents and use twice a year <mentalAFK|LoL> what would that be? * mentalAFK|LoL is now known as mentalAFK|[Ger] <phryk> Damn, mentalAFK|[Ger]. Stop making me want to say "Your mom!" :D
<Aerryl> what do umlauts do to vowels? <duckduckbob> disgusting things
<Reid> back <Reid> hullo <Reid> sweet chair, let me sit on you <Reid> ahhh <Reid> i love you chair <Reindeer> ok <Reid> don't judge me!
<Originalinja> There are two types of people. <Odd> People who have one penis <Odd> And everyone else. <MurkyBanana> there are people with only one penis? <NuclearWaffle12> I have three.
<GargajCNS> calm yo tits <unfickwuthable> where's the fun in that? <GargajCNS> keeps your teeth healthy <GargajCNS> and intact <unfickwuthable> are.. are you threatening to break my teeth? <GargajCNS> nah <GargajCNS> just playfully shuffle them
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<Pheerme> how the fuck do you drive a train into a building? <Pheerme> besides derailing it <pizpot> not with that attitude
<TactileDream> I'd have sex in front of animals, because they don't give a shit. <countessblah> i hardly need my own pet judging me on my skill <Algrin> my dog humps our cats while looking me dead in the eye - he knows
<TactileDream> I usually sleep in my chair. So technically I'm in bed too.
<countessblah> http://imgur.com/QmOwH <tard> <countessblah> She's so pleased with herself. =) - Imgur <countessblah> there;s my pussy
<unfuckwithable> guh. i need a yoga mat.. but idk if i should order one.. or try to get to a store to buy one... <pizpot> lol <pizpot> doing yoga but too lazy to go to store <pizpot> ehehh
<DragonGod> i assume only that there is coffee if someone makes it
<DragonGod> the boobs <Lydia> i'm underaged you dipshit ... <Lydia> jesus christ i'm 15 i can be on the internet... ... <Lydia> i can stay up as long as i like, unless there is school in the morning ... <Lydia> my jimmies have been rustled <Lydia> thank you for that <Lydia> now i cannot get to sleep <Lydia> for my fucking jimmies have been rustled as fuck <Matt|Pro> wat
<Reid> <unfuckwithable> you can buy me a goose costume, and let me shit all over the place in your apartment
<Matt|Pro> 00:27 Matt|Pro: i'm going to set mode +b with a chick this weekend
<GargajCNS> IT'S BEEN  DAYS SINCE PIZPOT TRIED TO DRINK HIS BEARD
<GargajCNS> "i'm a pacifist" "you're a thing that babies suck on?" "no dude, that's a pedophile"
<MurkyBanana> how can you not feel like potatoes? <neutrak> slice them up and make home-made potato chips <Reid> they're bothersome <Reid> too much hassle <neutrak> aw man, but delicious <MurkyBanana> ^ <Reid> v <GargajCNS> peeling is a pain <Reid> =D <neutrak> dammit GargajCNS <GargajCNS> reid: *tips hat and rides into the sunset* * Reid waves a napkin
<ente> I wish mine was that big :(